Help! Caroline Wozniacki released a pop single entitled “Oxygen”. It may sound unbelievable, but this is not a prank! I mean, the track is a total mess, at least in my opinion, and I can’t find even slight resemblance to Wozniacki’s voice. To make things worse, word is out that the video will be filmed as well. Successful athletes spread their presence to various industries, but this “piece of art” is not the way to go.
Good thing is that proceeds will benefit Danish and Polish Paralympic teams, but even the fact that it is for charity can’t force me to look at this song from a bright side.
Since I don’t even understand what “Wozniacki” is “singing”, I’ll use Courtney’s deciphered lines to give you more of the idea of what the song is about.
1. “Come over here so I can touch your body. Don’t make me wait. Don’t hesitate.”
2. “O-X-Y-G-E-N, Oxygen.”
3. “You’re like the gravity that’s holding’ me, it’s pulling babe.”
4. “Yo, what’s your name, Girl?” “My name is Caroline.”
5. “Girl, you’re my match point.” “Boy, you’re my match point.”
I think I need an oxygen mask now! 😛